Shit my Grannie says.................

This is gonna be short and sweet. I had to get a few of these down before they left my brain. There are many "Grannieisms" that I will forever remember, but sometimes she comes up with ones that don't surface often. I really think we should all incorporate these into our every day lingo.

"He's got one foot in the grave, and the other on a banana peel." (This was after I asked her why she stopped seeing her "man friend" companion.

"I guess you can do that if you got money in the bank and cattle out West." (Can be used in any instance you think someone is a frivolous spender.)

Those are the only two new ones I learned this past weekend.